Some mother fucker stole my forks!
I don't know who it is, but i left some things in the rez kitchen aka some cutlery and a plate (they were both in a cupboard) and when I went to eat my tacos the next day I only had one fork. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY FORKS???
They must have mutated into spoons cause now I have too many spoons...
Anyways, I saw some random forks in the sink. They are now mine. They were probably mine to begin with.
I'm keeping all of my stuff in my room from now on.
I just pictured some kind of monster living under the sink stealing forks.
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